Volume 5 in the Center Of The Ass Run series. "Did I ever tell you about my new wicker pants, well I bet I have the only ones in town. They are stiffly ribbed and that preset form gives me all the support that I've always needed. And just because I cannot wear them right now, you can bet I will be styling, just as soon as loose these eighteen pounds. Then I won't have to worry about them leaving basket marks on my arms."